{"id":2969,"date":"2015-01-15T22:36:33","date_gmt":"2015-01-16T04:36:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/godshampoo.com\/?page_id=2969"},"modified":"2015-01-15T22:37:21","modified_gmt":"2015-01-16T04:37:21","slug":"writing","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/godshampoo.com\/?page_id=2969","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The only thing I\u2019ve invented is very great writing teachers who have led me through exercises, and made suggestions and had certain ways of teaching, one who only spoke to what worked, another who held the door open, smiling, to the steep drop-off of my own transmogrification, <em>and<\/em> I can barely say it, but Laure Provost can and so i let her. Because as my insta-sisters pointed out to me Tuesday, I am Upper Deck\/Lower Deck. I was like, that\u2019s right I am, you ladies know me better than the <em>gypsy<\/em>. Lower deck I have to let laure say it because it\u2019s shit like that has got two possible outcomes: a) it holds the door open to the steep drop-off to transmogrification (so it\u2019s good to be smiling) or b) it reads like \u0441\u043a\u0444\u0441\u043b\u0437\u0449\u0435\u0435\u0443\u043a\u043d. Dick found the Russian keyboard to make the nonsense a little nonsensier, smiling alongside to help with plausibility and image issues.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The only thing I\u2019ve invented is very great writing teachers who have led me through exercises, and made suggestions and had certain ways of teaching, one who only spoke to what worked, another who held the door open, smiling, to the steep drop-off of my own transmogrification, and I can barely say it, but Laure &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godshampoo.com\/?page_id=2969\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2970,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2969","page","type-page","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godshampoo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2969","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godshampoo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godshampoo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godshampoo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godshampoo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2969"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/godshampoo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2969\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2973,"href":"https:\/\/godshampoo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2969\/revisions\/2973"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godshampoo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2970"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godshampoo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2969"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}