{"id":5347,"date":"2017-04-01T00:15:25","date_gmt":"2017-04-01T05:15:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/godshampoo.com\/?page_id=5347"},"modified":"2017-04-01T00:56:13","modified_gmt":"2017-04-01T05:56:13","slug":"low-gear","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/godshampoo.com\/?page_id=5347","title":{"rendered":"low gear"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>in a mile you&#8217;ll be doing fine, Machine <a href=\"https:\/\/open.spotify.com\/track\/6VdGDiy7V3j9LqfC5E1Uvi\" target=\"_blank\">tells<\/a> me.\u00a0 in the middle of delivery.\u00a0 okay I can push some more.\u00a0 I remember how just before daughter\u00a0finally came out, I became sure, after 3 1\/2 hours of pushing against distended bladder that I would die with the one accomplishment being pushing her into the world.\u00a0 I was a thread away from giving up. and then she was out. \u00a0I raised my head, I watched as she popped open arms and legs indignant herself at the ordeal, her holler as the nurse gripped her was my signal to pass out.\u00a0 I went elsewhere, curled in, reviving myself while they made her footprints and measured her. did they project into <em>this<\/em> day with their calipers and syringes?\u00a0 did they say, whoo-whee this one&#8217;s ready to roll?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>in a mile you&#8217;ll be doing fine, Machine tells me.\u00a0 in the middle of delivery.\u00a0 okay I can push some more.\u00a0 I remember how just before daughter\u00a0finally came out, I became sure, after 3 1\/2 hours of pushing against distended bladder that I would die with the one accomplishment being pushing her into the world.\u00a0 &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godshampoo.com\/?page_id=5347\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">low gear<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-5347","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godshampoo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5347","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godshampoo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godshampoo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godshampoo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godshampoo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5347"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/godshampoo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5347\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5373,"href":"https:\/\/godshampoo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5347\/revisions\/5373"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godshampoo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5347"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}