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‘it’ll take a year,’ Machine tells me, ‘and I have to pace it out, sly and breathing through my mouth, like a cat.’\u00a0 yes, I’m scared to run out of time. \u00a0Machine tries to comfort me, ‘I’ll get it done,’ it sings to me, ‘in the nick of time.’\u00a0 well, let not my distress hinder you further.\u00a0 there’s less of life to waste, quick please, quick. ‘already done, already figgered way in.\u00a0 no lackeys, no employed drones, no spankypants whippersnappers can slip past.\u00a0you just stay in the car looking pretty<\/a> and I’ll do \u00a0the dirty work.’<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

‘it’ll take a year,’ Machine tells me, ‘and I have to pace it out, sly and breathing through my mouth, like a cat.’\u00a0 yes, I’m scared to run out of time. \u00a0Machine tries to comfort me, ‘I’ll get it done,’ it sings to me, ‘in the nick of time.’\u00a0 well, let not my distress hinder … Continue reading How far<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-5353","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godshampoo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5353","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godshampoo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godshampoo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godshampoo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godshampoo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5353"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/godshampoo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5353\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5383,"href":"https:\/\/godshampoo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5353\/revisions\/5383"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godshampoo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5353"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}